Look at me, I'm so legit!
My threats to you are full of shit!
I'll make you feel so goddamn small!
At five feet, I am standing tall!
Na na na na, boo boo boo boo
That is what I say to you you
My skewed wisdom takes me back to junior high
But ask me if I care, cause I just made you cry
I'm a parody
The kind of thing that's tailor made for South Park
And I've built up
To get the cunning of a plastic shark
Honey, let me tell you
I redid the whole word "stereotype"-AND
I know your teenage little brother's
I'm better than you
I dance reggaeton
I hump the floor
And then the floor
Calls me a whore
And then I get AIDS
The floor told me
It got tested
No worries, though
I'm still the best
And I'm still better than you, my friend
I'm still better than you, my friend
I'm still better than you, bitch
Better than you, cause I'm so damn cool
Better than you, cause I ruled high school
With an iron fist
Don't enter my clique
I'll beat your ass with my magic stick
And one last thing
As I'm almost done singing...
If I were famous, my name would be Mocha
So you better get your caffeine fixes ready
Because you know I'll be famous
Once I'm out of this wet box
In the middle of New York City
And the pigeons stop eating my money.